Smells like teen spirit

The real lyrics were:
A denial

But some misheard them as:
Let me die youngh, or
Bloody nylons, or
Oh, goodnight, y'all!

The real lyrics were:
A mulado,
An albino,
A mosquito,
My libido!

But some misheard them as:
A mulado,
An albino,
A mosquito,
Danny DeVito!, or

(All these years I've been wondering how Danny DeVito must feel about having his name in a Nirvana song.)

I'm a lardo,
I am Bono,
I'm a skater,
I'm a beater!, or

A cornetoo
A fat wino
A gigolo
Oh does she go!

The real lyrics were:
With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contaigous
Here we are now entertain us

But some misheard them as:
With the lights out, Mrs. Davis
Here we are now, into day-nurse
I feed two pigs in containers
Here we are now into day-nurse, or

With the lights out
I get naked
Here's a bar now
Naked daisies, or

with the lotto
and the daybreak
here we are now
entertain us, or

Acting stupid
is contagious
here we are now
entertain us, or

here we are now; we're potatoes!

Heart-shaped box

The real lyrics were:
Forever in debt to your priceless advice

But some misheard them as:
Forever in debt to The Price Is Right

The real lyrics were:
Hey, wait! I've got a new complaint!

But some misheard them as:
Hey, wait! My name is Kurt Cobain!, or
Hey, Wait, I've got a new Cobain (in reference to his new child) , or
Hey, wait, I've got a roof to paint

Come as you are

The real lyrics were:
Come, doused in mud, soaked in bleach, as I want you to be

But some misheard them as:
Come, tossed salad, lots of beats, as I want you to be

Milk it

The real lyrics were:
Protector of the kennel
Ectoplasma, ectoskeletal
Obituary birthday
Your scent is still here in my place of recovery

But some misheard them as:
Protector of the camel
Ectoplasma, indoor skeleton
I'll fix you every birthday
This scene is so hip, my body's still recovering

Something in the way

The real lyrics were:
Livin' off of grass
and the drippings from the ceiling

But some misheard them as:
Livin' off of grass
and the chickens from the sea

Territorial pissings

The real lyrics were:
When I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions
Never met a wise man, if so it's a woman
Just because your paranoid
Doesn't mean they're not after you
Gotta find a way to find a way when I'm there
Gotta find a way- a better way
I had better wait.

But some misheard them as:
When I was a laborer
cold cuts were on sale
gotta find a wife
a better wife
fry my bear
gotta find a wife
a better wife
a one-eyed bear

Negative creep

The real lyrics were:
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more

But some misheard them as:
Tell it to a girl that I don't no more